bona-fide criminal who literally stole from seniors, who subsequently elected him.) This is my documentation of my beloved but idiotic state of Florida's slow descent into chaos.
It begins... That Didn't Take Long--Rick Scott Scandal First Day
I. Florida Tries To Become the Wild West
II. Doctors Thrown in Jail for Asking about Guns?
III. FL Teabag Governor Proposes Killing Education, Doubling His Office!
IV. Rick Scott to Black Legislators: I'm Just Like You, My Dad Had a 6th Grade Education!
V. Rick Scott's 7 Biggest LIES on Rail (Before Killing It)
VI. 2 FL Teabag Lawmakers Hire 61 "assistants" at $100K+ each!!
VII. Florida Taxes: Rich Pay Nothing, Workers Support Everyone
VIII. FL Teabag Lawmaker: Photographing Farm Will Be A 1st Degree Felony!
IX. Scott breaks law ousting state's long-term-care ombudsman
X. Radio Advertisement for Florida Drug Tourism (Scott Shops)
XI. Taxpayers paid $152,000 for a single copy of a book
XII. Do Not Let Rick Scott Get Away With Ignoring Fair District Amendments!
XIII. Rick Scott Would Tear Down State Parks and Put in Golf Courses??
XIV. Stop the GOP's Forced-Rape Bill!
XV. Jon Stewart Slams Rick Scott on Drug Testing
XVI. Rick Scott Uses His Office to Rake in BILLIONS!
XVII. Make. It. Stop. FL Teabag Legislators LEGALIZE payoffs!
XVIII. Gov. Voldemort Uses Emergency Powers TO CUT PROGRAMS FOR DISABLED
XIV. FAIL!: Rick Scott Can't Get His AZ Law Passed (Even With White People Exemption!)
XX. Gov. Scott Gives Huge Raises to Staff After Kicking Disabled Kids in the Teeth
XXI. Florida Chamber of Commerce Thinks We're Stupid: Runs Ad Saying Teachers/Firefighters HATE Their Unions!
XXII. FL Supreme Court: Scott Lawyer LIED On THE Critical Fact for High-Speed Rail Decision!
XXIII. 30 Mill Buys Off Rick Scott: FL ONLY Gulf State to Pull Out of BP Lawsuit
XXIV. Florida GOP Legalizes Voter Suppression, Including a Return to Jim Crow
XXV. Teabag Lawmakers Attempt to Dismantle 3rd Branch of Government
XXVI. How Can They Sleep At Night?
XXVII. Two Rick Scott Scandals on Same Day!
XXIV. Rick Sneaks Out of State to Meet Koch Brothers While State Burns!
XXV. Rick Scott's New Florida: State-Sponsored Intimidation!
XXVI. Florida ER: "Good Thing You Aren't a Teacher!"
XXVII. Florida GOP Jobs Bill: Legalize Dwarf-Tossing! (not kidding)
XXVIII. Rick Scott Attacks the Elderly
XXIV. Florida Secretary of State Argues 1965 Voting Rights Act is Unconstitutional
XXX. FL Teacher Face $1000 Fine for Registering Students to VOTE!
XXXI. FL GOP Legislature: Rich Men who Cheat Will Be Protected
XXXII. Next Up for Rick Scott: Handwriting Analysis for Voters! (no snark)
XXXIII. "Truly Terrible": Daily Show Hits Rick Scott Hard
XXXVI. Owned by the FL NRA: Shooting neighborhoods up "for funsies" now legal
XXXV. REST EASY FLORIDA: New Bill Prevents UN-World Government Takeover of Our State
XXXVI. Rick Scott Attempts 2nd Takeover of Florida Supreme Court
XXXVII. Rick Scott Rejects All Branches of Government; Appoints Himself Dictator
XXXVIII. Another New Low for FL GOP: Spring Destruction
XXXIX. Rick Scott Shuts Down TB Hospital Amid Worst Outbreak in 20 Years
XL. The Unbelievable Disaster that is Rick Scott's Lt. Gov
XLI. Make Some Noise: FL GOP's Sneak Attack to Outlaw Abortion
XLII. Rick Scott Threatens Firing of Elections Supervisor for the Crime of Encouraging More Voting
XLIII. Justice Department: Florida dumping disabled kids in nursing homes for adults
XLIV. FL GOP Spends YOUR Money to Fight Latino Resident Citizens from Claiming In-State Tuition!
XLV. Great Week for Rick Scott: Got to Screw Over Teachers AND Unemployed
XLVI. Want to know HOW FAR Florida's governor will go to STOP you from asking a question?
XLVII. "Conservative Values" FL State Legislator Linked to Prostitution Ring
XLVIII. Help Me Fight 3rd ATTEMPT by Rick Scott to Replace Supreme Court Justices
XLIV. Still Wondering How Rick Scott Won the Election? You Need to Read This...
L. Rick Scott Crosses the Line from Crime to Treason
LI. Democrats Blast Rick Scott for Helping Allen West's Quest to Overturn Election
LII. Satan Worshippers Hold Rally for Rick Scott
LIII. The Cruel Tale of Rick Scott's Rescue Puppy
LIV. Mental Health/School Safety Funding CUT to Pay for Gun Maker Tax Subsidies (Thanks Rick)
LV. Rick Scott claims he "didn't have anything to do" with voter suppression law that he signed!
LVI. Rick Scott Spends 500k Just to Piss Off Women